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A dozen dead squirrels or shit-storm stupidity.

Now, I don't like to talk about Red State because they account for exactly 19 people, 15 of them who have the IQ of a dozen dead squirrels, but I also find great enjoyment going over there and watching...

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Damn you liberal hippie scumbag communist traitors.

So I was driving back home from Wal Mart in my Hummer and I saw something that horrified me: two male squirrels humping! I was flabbergasted.  How can God permit such a thing to exist in nature?  What...

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The Middle Children of History (w/ poll)

This is a response to a question in Anna M's diary from yesterday, Please Make it Stop. Originally, this was going to be a comment, but I got rolling and figured I might as well burn a diary entry on...

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Young 'versus' Old: Tear Down This Wall

This diary is a reaction to the youth apathy and youth defense diaries that have been floating around here. I have learned more valuable information in the last few days from sifting through these...

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Freep this SURVEY: Is it ethical for the city to euthanize squirrels? NO!

The squirrels are attacking in Mountain View, Ca so the park rangers are going to start killing them!   Poll: is that ethical? NO! I'm not an animal rights activist, but those dang squirrels are so...

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The War on Squirrels: a comparison

So apparently, in a park near where I live, "many as six people have been bitten or scratched by squirrels since May, and that the attacks have become more ferocious in the last month." The city's...

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Sunday Science Fun - Intelligent Life 7 - Squirrels ?!

crossposted from unbossed.Squirrels!? Intelligent?! Fun maybe and certainly life, but not intelligent. OK, I admit it, they are not writing dissertations, though they have inspired scientific...

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GETTING SQUIRRELY

I believe the horror officially commenced on September 6, 2006, and it began in the midst of a deceptive calm. Groundskeepers at the Forest Hill Cemetery in Eau Claire, Wisconsin had noted for some...

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Even MORE fun with Redstate.com!

The "We Never Said That Edition".So, as documented in this recommended diary the brain-trusts at Redstate decided they needed money in order to drag their site out of the dark ages.Great. Fine. Totally...

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Frying squirrels in popcorn makers...

I didn't realize that a way to connect to southern voters was to talk about frying squirrels in popcorn makers, but apparently, it is!As if he already hasn't shown us how bat-shit insane he truly is,...

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Getting Fresh Squirrels

OK, so you've seen the stories that Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee used to fry up squirrels in an electric popcorn popper in his college dorm room.So, like everybody else, you're now...

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Posting for Obama, meeting cute animals, w/pics

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'Lunatics' are welcome!

Poor Kossacks must think they have a pack of lunatics traveling in this Ship of Fools.Either that, or you're wetting your pants laughing....wait when some of you comes back from this "Democracy and...

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Wow, thanks for putting this diary on the rec list!

Update: Oh my god I'm so blessed and surprised that this diary is on the rec list. I really just want to thank so many people because this is a great honor, and it means a lot to me because I didn't...

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I have a crippled squirrel in my backyard

Ok, ok I know - there are many more diary-worthy subjects than this. And every time I think I want to write a really weighty substantive diary on one of those Very Important Subjects (and I am very...

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Gettin' squirrely on the internut

Or should that be squoozlely? If cats are pooties, and dogs are woozles, then would a squirrel be a squoozle?"Internut" has got to be one of my all time best Freudian slips. It came about as a result...

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Sugar Bush Squirrel

Some aftertax loony fun:Just when you thought you couldn't find any more crazy out there... Here's the site of a Florida woman who's just begging for a chapter in the DSM-IV.And her heroes? You guessed...

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What if? Torture Hypothetical

I believe I have read 88.335167% of the diaries dedicated to the war crime, aka torture, committed by the former Adminstration.  Now, understand, my reading here dates back a few years since DKos...

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Proud New NRA Member

I had to do it.  I had to join.  I have been invaded and the 2nd amendment gives me the right to defend myself.  It is DK's fault.  While I was here distracted with politics I was surrounded and I...

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The Little Things

In this hustle and bustle world of ours it sometimes feels that only the "big" things count. For myself, as well as many others, the big thing we want to accomplish is affordable health care for...

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